cuddlesthehiddles:

"The dream is to keep surprising yourself, never mind the audience" -Tom Hiddleston

catsbeaversandducks:

"Just get in the car, Alice. I’ll explain on the way."

razorblade-eyes:

chief-pan , everybody.

theillustriousxander:

shes-justlikethe-weather:

My respect level for T-Pain is out the roof right now.

UR STILL FUGLY

underthe-corktree:

OHHHH MYYY GOODDDDDDDDD so my dad had his boss over for dinner tonight and during dinner his boss was like “oh my billy I didn’t know you had an older son!” and we were all like what is this guy talking about BUT THEN WE REALIZED HE WAS TALKING ABOUT THE STUMP PICTURES TAPED ON MY REFRIGERATOR 

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AND MY DAD JUST WENT ALONG WITH IT SAYING “OH YES THATS MY SON PATRICK HE LIVES IN CHICAGO NOW” AND MY MOM AND I LAUGHED SO HARD WE HAD TO LEAVE THE ROOM 

leeleesun:

"I’ve long since got over the fact that I don’t look like Steve McQueen…" - MF

themindofshmell:

Dragons old and young, true and false, bright and dark. And you. A small man with a big shadow, snarling in the midst of it all.

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

eevee-ray:

togepi is a graceful goddess 

braydaaan:

Do you ever go on YouTube thinking you’ll just be on to watch a quick music video then later you find yourself watching a tutorial on how to walk a mother fucking giraffe.